You don’t want to be a Cast Away like Tom Hanks in the movie for sure — even if that means you ‘own’ a tropical island in the middle of the ocean — but you just want to cast all your stresses away. Having scissor-hands like Edward Scissorhands would help you cut your tresses but not your stresses – so you need something else. Las Vegas Nuru massage can be that something else. This Japanese innovation is becoming more and more popular among massage aficionados as it does wonders with leaving your body entirely relaxed and completely relieved.
The idea behind Nuru massages is to use the pleasurable sensations generated from a full body massage to ensure the man gets a release from all his tensions and is therefore completely relaxed.
Why Massages Matter
Men have been in glorious agreement since a long time that massages are a great way to relieve stress. Come to think of it – massages have been around for longer than a lot of things that we have become used to now but which are really quite recent inventions; our way of diving time into hours and minutes and seconds, for example. Watches have been around for no longer than about a couple of centuries. The need to divide the day into hours, the need for precise timekeeping only arose when trains were invented in England. When trains started running, a way was needed to synchronize the time across various stations. So the Greewich Mean Time and the whole time zone stuff had to be invented.
The idea of time being divided thus is a completely artificial, man-made construct. But there is nothing artificial about the pleasure we gain from a massage.
Men are right about the benefits of massages. Massages have been around since centuries. Sometimes we argue if we have made progress or not. But that luxury —by a species that started out as hunters and foragers — is in itself evidence of quite an extraordinary amount of progress. We no longer wonder in the depths of winter darkness if there will be light again or why days become short some time and then the days grow longer and then the cycle repeats. That massages are available to ordinary people is yet another sign of progress.
Las Vegas Nuru Massage — Great ROI Leads to Great Popularity
Why is Nuru massage so popular? It’s not a mystery really. Las Vegas Nuru massage offers a great experience for a couple of hundred bucks. You could spend that much on a nice meal or some Apple accessory. But the pleasure you gain from a Nuru massage is on a quite different level that the pleasure you might gain from a meal.
It has been observed that more wealth does not lead to more happiness. There is a plateau of happiness that people reach once they reach a certain level of happiness. After that the correlation stops. Even if you gain additional happiness with additional wealth after reaching that happiness plateau, you quickly regress to your mean level of happiness. It’s not so with Nuru massage. You can choose a regular weekly session of Las Vegas Nuru massage and reach the pleasure peaks on a weekly basis.
You got one life to live – unless you subscribe to some of the belief systems which allow for multiple lives – and it can be nobody’s case that you should not maximize the total amount of happiness and pleasure that you can accumulate and experience in this life. And life is uncertain. Some live to be octogenarians and nonagenarians but some like Dr Paul Kalanithi and Dr Randy Pausch have their lives cut short via illness. Make the most of life while you can.
Nuru Massage Nuts and Bolts and Mechanics
Nuru massages don’t adhere to the psychological rule called regression to the mean. When you criticize somebody about doing something especially terribly, he will likely do better the next time and when you praise someone for doing something especially well, he will on average perform less well the next time. It’s not that your praise is making him do worse or your criticism is making him do better – it’s just regression to the mean kicking in as people cannot keep performing especially well every time nor will they do especially badly every time. With Las Vegas Nuru massages, you will reach peaks of pleasure every time.
As the Nuru massage session ends on a high note of extraordinary pleasure, you remember this erotic massage session with the greatest of fondness. It’s because of another psychological rule called ‘peak-end rule.’ It has been observed that even if something is an average experience for someone or a not-particularly-pleasurable experience, if that experience ends with something especially pleasure, the person who undergoes the experience will experience it with fondness. With Nuru massages, there are no bad parts obviously but the good parts keep getting better and the ending is the best part. So, what you’ll remember is this: ‘that was extraordinary fun! I must do it again.’
So, how do Las Vegas Nuru massages achieve their magic? It’s with full body massage combined with body-to-body massage combined with the application of Japanese Nuru massage gel.
The Nuru massage begins with the man and the masseuse getting completely naked and entering the shower so that she can get the man nice and clean with the application of soap to every part of his body including his genitals. Once the loving shower is over, she dries his body with a towel.
Then they move to the Nuru massage mattress and the man lies face down. The masseuse applies Nuru gel liberally to the back of the man and applies some of it to her own body. Once both are covered in the sticky gel, she proceeds to rub her body against his. She rubs her breasts against his back, moves down to his buttocks, and then to his legs. Then she moves back up again. She repeats this process slowly a few times.
Then the man turns around. The masseuse applies more Nuru massage gel to the man’s front. Once the man is completely covered in the Nuru massage gel, she proceeds to rub her body against his chest, moves down to his stomach and down to his legs. This rubbing should be enough to get the man excited as evidence by his erect manhood.
After taking her time with giving the Nuru massage to his male organ, she finally lets him reach his pleasure climax. The Las Vegas Nuru massage ends with the man taking another shower to get cleaned up.